Wednesday, January 28, 2004

foooooood.

know what? i ate food just now, and i was happy. *beams* i can seriously see how eating disorders affect people so easily. it's the food i tell you. the food.

read somewhere that this fella ate McStuff for a month to try and see the effects, and apparently his body kinda broke down... wow. but then again, anybody who eats the same food for a month FOR FUN probably doesn't have a functioning mind either. okay, so maybe he was making a point. but my point being that nobody'd be stupid enough to eat that food 3 times a day after day after day for a month right? not even a week! heck, not even 2 days!! i doubt even 2 consecutive meals... moderation in everything remember?

ahh misleading food. never eat the crumbs at the bottom of a cardboard box. i almost swallowed a lump of glue; fortunately i wondered why the crumb i was eating was so chewy. bleahhhh. and over-MSG-ed stuff makes you wanna puke after that. or maybe it was the glue.

if i can't defeacate tonight i'll know why.

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